Clito Turbo, West Indian Viagra… For Ladies: Uncommon Buy
A lot of people can (and often do) argue about the finer qualities of the Caribbean. Best beaches, hottest pepper sauce, finest cuisine, most sizzling party scene – all this and more is up for spirited debate.
At the same time, though, there’s always one distinctive Caribbean character trait upon which I think we can all agree…
The Caribbean is damn sexy!
As the sexiest region in the world, it’s only natural that the Caribbean should produce one of the world’s wider (and wilder) assortment of aphrodisiacs.
Remember sea moss, turtle cock soup, and goat water? What about bois bande liqueur (aka: Naked Boy), mamajuana, or conch pistol? All are said to give men a big boost in the bedroom.
But, what about the lady who’s lost a bit of her libido?
Until my last visit to Martinique, I’d never heard of any sex-boosters for women. Then, while perusing the Caribbean food stalls in Le Marché Couvert, I came across Clito Turbo.
The name alone stopped me dead in my tracks. “Could this be what I think it is,” I thought. Before I could even ask anyone, Francis, the English-speaking and super-friendly market lady who always seems to remember me, chimed in…
THAT is for the women! If your lady is slowing down, two or three drops of this and she’s good to go!
Hmmm… Can’t say that my lady is slowing down, but you just know I had to buy it… For research purposes… Of course… Yes…
As noted on the label, Clito Turbo is a ginger syrup, so it probably does work. After all, ginger is widely recognized to be among the best foods women can consume to rev up their sex lives, so there’s that.
This particular batch was also homemade in Martinique, easily among the most romantic places I’ve ever been, so there’s that too.
Will it work? Clinical trials are ongoing. Stay tuned for results soon…
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